The Bible Can’t Be Wrong…

Or Can It…? (A Poetic Satire)

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Jesus loves me, this I know, because the bible tells me so.

It also tells me that a family of five, spawned a whole race of people without passing on any of that nasty inbreeding jive.

It also tells me impossibly oversized wooden boats will sail, when modern engineering says they will fail.